Snow Jokes

It's winter here at the Hawaiian Shaved Ice offices in North Carolina, but it definitely doesn't feel like it this week. However, we can't resist good seasonally-appropriate jokes. Plus, our jobs revolve around snow-like shaved ice, so snow related jokes are just everyday workplace humor for us. Here is a roundup of some of our favorite snow jokes for your enjoyment.


What do you get from sitting in snow for too long?
Polar-oids

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes

What do you call an old snowman?
Water

What's a mountain's favorite type of candy?
Snow Caps

Why did the snow cone forget his homework?
He had a brain freeze.

Why was the snowman sad?
He had a meltdown.

What do you call a snowman party?
A snowBALL.

It's SNOW joke that we love our shaved ice. We hope you got a chuckle from these snow jokes. Have a joke that we should add to the list? Share it with us at customercare@hawaiianshavedice.com or on our Facebook page.